My new best friend
I fight dirty
Dan started mouthing off with sexist jokes (just jokes of course), but I still proceeded to beat him up. This consisted of smacking, knees to the ribs, biting, and scratching. It was really fun and exhilarating, but I ended up popping my shoulder out for a second. Totally worth it to listen to a man twice my size beg for mercy. Weaker sex my ass.
Help
I’ve always been bad at asking for help. I’d rather ignore the problem for as long as possible, and hope it goes away. I hate feeling like I’m a failure or that I’m burdening people with my problems. But then I wake up one morning and I realize I’m drowning and no one is there to help me.
The things Dan and I discuss
About adult swim's "5 minutes to kill yourself."
Dan: it's the game you hate.
Emily: it's offensive.
Dan: why? All the people who should be offended are dead.
Emily: hey I'm offended.
Dan: it's because you would have lost.
Quotes from today's poli sci lecture
Professor: "you can't get me on a fucking airplane."
Professor: "I'm reasonable for 5 peoples wills. So i'm the one who has to pull the plug if they asked me"
Student: "I wouldn't wanna be you."
Professor: "oh no I'd do it. I'm a sick son of a bitch."
